US Gov's CDC gives Zombie Advise... just in case

Submitted by admin on Sun, 05/22/2011 - 21:51

Just beacuse you never know... and the US Gov has a policy of "spend it or lose it" so here is a brief analysis from THE EXPERTS on how to handle any Zombie uprising:

  1. Identify the types of emergencies that are possible in your area. Besides a zombie apocalypse, this may include floods, tornadoes, or earthquakes. If you are unsure contact your local Red Cross chapter for more information.
  2. Pick a meeting place for your family to regroup in case zombies invade your home…or your town evacuates because of a hurricane. Pick one place right outside your home for sudden emergencies and one place outside of your neighborhood in case you are unable to return home right away.
  3. Identify your emergency contacts. Make a list of local contacts like the police, fire department, and your local zombie response team. Also identify an out-of-state contact that you can call during an emergency to let the rest of your family know you are ok.
  4. Plan your evacuation route. When zombies are hungry they won’t stop until they get food (i.e., brains), which means you need to get out of town fast! Plan where you would go and multiple routes you would take ahead of time so that the flesh eaters don’t have a chance! This is also helpful when natural disasters strike and you have to take shelter fast.

All humor aside the guidebook is written to apply to any emmergency (weather or zombie). For more guidelines check out their website: CDC's Zombie 101 Guidebook

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